“Day of Rage” Schedule Uncovered

My latest from the Times of Israel… This past week, the Palestinian people called for a “Day of Rage” against Israel. “Walid A” uploaded his schedule from the day to his Facebook page. A translated recap is below. 6:35 Smash alarm clock with sledgehammer 6:50 Take freezing shower, hate world 7:05 Consider switching allegiance to […]

Top 12 Yom Kippur Apologies

My latest on the Times of Israel…. With just hours to go before our fates are determined, the Times of Israel reveals the top 12 Yom Kippur apologies from the past year. May we all be inscribed in the Book of Life. #yk5776sorrynotsorry 12. The white-and-gold dress, for making us think it was black-and-blue 11. Ahmed […]

Rosh Hashana Smackdown 5776

My latest on the Times of Israel… Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Miss Piggy and Kermit. 2015 has already been riddled with celebrity breakups and with the Jewish New Year upon us, we have our latest. Following the Ashley Madison hack and unsubstantiated rumors of infidelity, TMZ is reporting that […]

A Zionist Spy Dolphin Walks into a Bar…

As reported here, Hamas claims to have captured a dolphin that was spying for Israel. As always, if you’re going to live in the Middle East, it helps to have a sense of humor. Some thoughts from yesterday…. After capturing the Israeli spy dolphin, Hamas subjected it to ten hours of waterboarding, until realizing that he liked […]

STILL GOING STRONG: 67 MORE Things I Love About Israel

Every year I say this but this year, I really can’t believe I was able to write another list. How do I know I say it every year? Because that sentence was copied and pasted from last year. This year was by far the toughest yet but I think you’ll approve. I hope so because this tradition […]

The Day After: Election Thoughts

My latest on the Times of Israel. If you’re looking for laughs, you won’t find them here. So it seems likely that Bibi will remain Prime Minister. He may be among the most surprised. In recent days, he seemed to be panicking. He reminded me of a sports team who will do whatever it takes […]

Top 10 Reasons Bibi Should Not Cancel Speech

The day has arrived. After all the controversy surrounding Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech to the US Congress, we’re just hours away. Just in case it’s not too late for him to change his mind, here are the top 10 reasons that PM Netanyahu should not cancel his speech: 10. Sara Netanyahu needs another two nights to […]

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