As Yom Hazikaron turns into Yom Ha’atzmaut, I find myself right between my two favorite days of the year in Israel. I don’t have much new to say about this special time of year. I can tell you that after being abroad last year, I think I’ll find it extra special this time. I wasn’t [...]
The Idiot’s Guide to Internet Talkbacks in Israel
My latest blog post for the Times of Israel, and I think it’s a good one (I know, I probably say that often). I’ve been thinking about this for quite a while and some of the judgment and disgusting comments on Sam’s blog post made me super angry. The feedback’s been good so enjoy. This [...]
What Your Alarm Clock Looks Like on Erev Super Bowl
Can you feel it, my loyal readers? It’s Erev Super Bowl. I hate feeling like crap on Monday but I just can’t bring myself to miss the game. I love it too much. Four hours till kickoff and I’m about to take my annual pre-game nap. Five years ago, I slept through the first half [...]
Exclusive Apology Letter from President Morsi
My latest on the Times of Israel. Enjoy! Yesterday, it was reported that Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi reportedly implied that the Jews control the US media and have distorted comments he made in the past about Zionists being “bloodsuckers” and “descendants of apes and pigs.” In a Times of Israel exclusive, here is an official [...]
Happy Election Day! Now Here’s Some Biting Sarcasm
Happy election day, everyone! Here’s my latest from the Times of Israel, another satirical piece in the spirit of The Onion. If you live in Israel and haven’t voted yet, what are you waiting for? 45% of Electorate Chooses to Defecate in Envelope Bringing weeks of back-and-forth political tension to a conclusion, Israeli voters expressed [...]






