Archive | September, 2006
If Cleanliness is Next to Godliness, Why is There Nothing Next to the Washing Machine?

If Cleanliness is Next to Godliness, Why is There Nothing Next to the Washing Machine?

Two comments regarding this recent post: 1) Kibbutz Galuyot is not a kibbutz. It’s a phrase which means “ingathering of the exiles”. 2) About my roommate yelling “die!”: I remember hearing stories years ago about Israeli mothers in the States yelling that at their kids and their non-Jewish neighbors probably thinking they were horrible parents. [...]

‘Mazal Tov! You’re a Human Being!’

‘Mazal Tov! You’re a Human Being!’

I turned the big 32 this week and I’m not going to lie: it feels unquestionably, unequivocally, absolutely, significantly, and completely different from 31. Pop quiz: what do people say here on your birthday? Need more time? No cheating! Do kids still use #2 pencils in 2006? Ok, I’ll tell you. They say “Mazal tooooooooov!” [...]

Happy Birthday to the World!

Happy Birthday to the World!

Ahh, Friday. The weekend. Time to rest, catch up on errands, and yes, my loyal readers, blog. Rosh Hashana was exactly what I needed: two days of relaxation. As I suspected, it was not the chag I was used to from the States. There’s no one way to celebrate here but it’s something special for [...]

Happy Birthday to Me!

Today is my first birthday as an Israeli. What that means is that my party won’t begin till 9:30 tonight. Any earlier and I’d be a “chnun” (nerd). Longer update later!

Shana Tova!

Shana Tova!

Tonight begins Rosh Hashana, the new year. I’m excited for my first holiday here, for a relaxing break from work, and to “feel” the holiday here. Yesterday at work, the office got together for a “Ramat Koseet”, literally a “raising of the glass” or something to that effect. Our department director made a toast and [...]

You Have GOT to Be Kidding…

You Have GOT to Be Kidding…

Two days after move-in and a long road lies ahead. Dirty floors, not much furniture, and no time to address either. Work is way too busy (a topic I won’t address here), and I was exhausted and in a rotten mood when I got home. All the more reason to start cleaning and get this [...]

Moving Day!

I guess I should begin with the most interesting news…I have an apartment! I have to thank my friend Rani who did more for my search in 15 minutes than I could have done in 15 hours. Everyone (especially those of you who live in New York) know how annoying it is to look for [...]