Got this via email yesterday (thanks, Stacy T.) The Ten Top Passover Pickup Lines: 10. Let’s make this night really different from all other nights. 9. What will you do to me for two zuzim? 8. What’s a girl like you doing at a Seder like this? How’d YOU like to ask her four questions? [...]
Archive | March, 2007
My Day with Maxim (Part II)
Part I here… When we last left Benji, he was in the Azrieli train station, jaw hanging roughly 2 centimeters from the floor, hanging out at Nivit Bash’s photo shoot. I’ll be honest with you guys, I had more important things to do than to hang out ogling a bikini-clad Jewess, but when journalism calls, [...]
My Day with Maxim (Part I)
The classic guitar players will all tell you that they first picked up a guitar to meet girls. I can’t remember the first time I picked up a pen to write (and whether or not anyone would consider me a classic anything is up for debate) but I surely didn’t do so with the expectation [...]
C’mon, Somebody Send Me Mail with Just a ”ב”, Dammit
So a couple of months ago, I received mail despite the street name being mangled. This time, no country. I know that all of my loyal readers know where Tel Aviv is but I’m surprised some disgruntled postal worker took the time to get this letter to me instead of sending it back. In the [...]
I’m Sorry…I Couldn’t Help It
From the Jerusalem Post… An accidental explosion of a liquified petroleum gas tank of a car slightly injured two people in Turkey’s southeast on Wednesday, local authorities said. The blast occurred in the southeastern city of Batman and authorities quickly ruled out the possibility of a terror attack, saying it was caused by a malfunction [...]
This Guy Needs a Hug
According to this article, a man published an obituary for the state of Israel yesterday to express his frustration with the government. According to the notice, the State “was murdered by wicked gold-diggers who only sought power, men who would fight and argue. Those who destroyed you (Israel) came from within you.” Ok, so he’s [...]
How many of my tax shekels went to this???
Israel announced yesterday that what happened last summer was a war. And in other news, the fried chickpea concoction which I inserted into my mouth today was a falafel. A ministerial committee decided on the designation and its chairman said he expected a name would be found within a week in consultation with a separate [...]
