And just because this post will make October the most “fruitful” month in this blog’s history… Those crazy t-shirt wearing Israelis are at it again. Oy vey. Is Pepsi pushing for their own or just laughing their heads off?
Archive | October, 2007
Maybe She Was Trying to Land a Job at Hooterim
This just in: An IDF soldier fled an interrogation room by exposing her breasts to a stunned officer. The soldier was interrogated at the Biranit army base on the northern border after she refused to undergo a drugs test. A short while after her questioning began the soldier was seen walking out of the interrogation [...]
Intro to American Football
Before the new Israeli Football League kicks off this year, let’s get a few things straight. Israelis, here are our first lessons on American football: 1) You have seventeen chances to get three yards. 2) The object of the game is to hit the ball through the hoop before the other teams wins three sets. [...]
Tuesday Israeli Hottie #1
Ah, what the heck? Inspired by this post, why not kick off the Tuesday Israeli Hottie series with this story? Remember that Sizzlean commercial from the 80s? “Move over, bacon! There’s something meatier!” (Sorry, Israelis, you had two channels.) Well, there’s someone new in town, my loyal readers, and you may be seeing more of [...]
”This is the Sound that Israelis Make When Trying to Get a Thought Out…”
Games are fun, my loyal readers. Rare is the occasion in adult life that we get to play them but when we do, it’s always a fun time. As childhood turned into college, Chutes and Ladders and Monopoly gave way to good fun like Scattergories and Pictionary. My friend Sarit used to have people over [...]
If I Move Back to America, This Will Be Why
Security? SECURITY??? When people say life in Israel is hard, this is what they’re talking about. My socks, after falling to their tragic death. WHY DON’T THEY SHOW THIS ON CNN??? Fortunately, we have waitresses that look like this to make us forget about laundry stress. My visiting friend Amir, smiling like it’s class picture [...]
Weekend at Bernie’s (if Bernie were a Nazi)
Earlier this week, I spent 3 days in Berlin, meeting my parents who were on vacation from the States. After the requisite “how was it?” question usually came the follow-up “Why’d you go there?” One, because that’s where my folks decided to go along with a week in Prague and, two, because I thought “hey, [...]
