Archive | December, 2007
”Roads? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need…Roads”

”Roads? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need…Roads”

Get ready, my loyal readers-we’ll be hitting the proverbial 88 miles per hour soon enough. Big changes coming to this War Zone shortly. First thing I should tell you is – Mom, you can just ignore this part if it stresses you out – that I just installed a Feedburner widget on this site. From [...]

I Love Ynet: PLAYOFFS, HERE WE COME!

I Love Ynet: PLAYOFFS, HERE WE COME!

Good morning, my loyal readers! The feedback I’ve gotten from a couple of my close friends is that they most enjoy reading about my personal stories and experiences, rather than commentary on news stories. I agree-recaps at the iriya are more fun to write but also more time-consuming. And really…when Ynet keeps making it so [...]

Israeli Sex Festival: I’m Not Touching These Punchlines with a Ten-Foot… (Oy)

Israeli Sex Festival: I’m Not Touching These Punchlines with a Ten-Foot… (Oy)

According to an article today on Ynet, the first ever Israeli sex festival will be coming to the Holy Land in February. Frankly, I don’t know what’s more shocking: the things we can expect at “Sextival” or the coverage in the linked article. What in the world IS that??? If you really want to know…I’ll [...]

”Buy Our T-Shirts, You Fat Americans!”

”Buy Our T-Shirts, You Fat Americans!”

Hello, my loyal readers and visitors from Jpost’s Must See list! To those of you new to this War Zone, feel free to look around and stay a while. And Merry Christmas to any non-Jewish subscribers out there… So this day started like most others, with me hopping online to check news and sports scores [...]

More Yiyeh B’seder: ”NO, YOU DID NOT.”

More Yiyeh B’seder: ”NO, YOU DID NOT.”

Hello, my loyal readers! It’s time to revisit one of the War Zone’s favorite phrases, as discussed here and here. We already heard yiyeh b’seder with regards to Iran’s nuclear ambitions…could it ever be topped? Last night, while walking home, I came upon an ambulance a few meters from my building loading a man on [...]

And Now a Quick Word from Our Sponsors…

And Now a Quick Word from Our Sponsors…

Or am I their sponsor? Anyway, a plug for a couple of things that came across my virtual desk recently. The Jewish Reconnection Project is a web-only mini series which shows young Jews in New York and Jerusalem talking to each other and sharing how their Judaism affects their lives. It’’s meant to give viewers [...]

”No End-eeng? No Proh-blem!”

”No End-eeng? No Proh-blem!”

According to my friend Steph over at Israelity, it seems that a movie theater in Eilat accidentally got a shortened copy of “The Golden Compass“. With that piece of knowledge, my loyal readers, can you identify the oddest truth about this story? A) That they did in fact RECEIVE a copy of the movie with [...]