My dear friend Sarit keeps urging me to get back to writing about my life and the ridiculous experiences I have (you know, like with Israeli model Nivit Bash or with the human….um, the guys dressed up in costume). I know, I need to; it’s just more time-consuming and I’m a perfectionist with what I [...]
Archive | February, 2008
Legends of the Mossad: Don’t Worry Israel, You’re in Good Hands (Belch)
Pull up a chair, my loyal readers, it’s time for a history lesson. Today we’re going to talk about an Israeli legend, Meir Amit. ….a man who made the Mossad what it is today as director during the 1960s… ….a man who helped deliver its first MiG fighter plane when its Iraqi pilot defected to [...]
BREAKING NEWS: Hamas taken over by 7 year-old
How else to explain this article? After the siege imposed on the Gaza Strip and the targeted killings, the Palestinian organizations have found a new reason for firing Qassam rockets on southern Israel: Cartoons published in Denmark denouncing Prophet Muhammad. Um…can you repeat that? The Salah al-Din Brigades, the Popular Resistance Committees’ military wing, claimed [...]
‘The Wheels on the Bus Go….Back in Time’
I’ll be honest, my loyal readers: I get lost. A lot. Well, not so much lost as simply unable to get where I’m trying to go. To get lost, you first should have had some idea of where you trying to get to before going astray. Me? I have no clue of where I’m headed. [...]
I’m Sorry But It Must Be Done
It’s time for a little self-promotion from Bahn-gee Massachusetts. First of all, welcome Jpost visitors. Make yourself at home. Take a walk through the archives and please feel free to laugh and make comments. If I can give you one piece of advice, whatever you do, just be sure to…be sure to ….ehhhhhhhhhh………… Second, my [...]
If Channel 10 Runs This, I’m Suing
It’s a small world, my loyal readers. No, I’m not channeling Walt Disney. I’m talking Tom Friedman, as in “The World is Flat”. Only a handful of years ago, everybody’s favorite Jewish state had two TV channels and American movies that often opened up months after their US release. Now? Well…this. Souljah Boys aside, Israel [...]
A Review of ‘Tomorrow’s Pioneers’: Two Bombs Down
Hello, my loyal readers, we’re back. I saw that the writers strike in the States has come to an end. And thank goodness for that because there is some real junk on TV right now. Take the newest season of “Tomorrow’s Pioneers”, broadcast on Hamas television. Remember that show? Farfur? Nahoul? It’s back, this time [...]
