It’s time for a little self-promotion from Bahn-gee Massachusetts.
First of all, welcome Jpost visitors. Make yourself at home. Take a walk through the archives and please feel free to laugh and make comments. If I can give you one piece of advice, whatever you do, just be sure to…be sure to ….ehhhhhhhhhh…………
Second, my loyal readers, swing on by Jpost.com to see the profile they’ve posted of me. I’ve been emailing with one of the editors for a little while and she invited me to fill one out. There are a good number of people who’ve been profiled in the past, a few of whom I actually know. Feel free to read the talkbacks as well…I’m trying to stay on the sidelines for as long as I can. Here’s what I think of talkbacks, from the archives.
Next: I have a website. Not this blog, but a website. Check out BenjiLovitt.com to learn about my stand-up comedy. Do I really need to convince you of anything, my loyal readers? Hey, Jewish professional with budgets! What are you waiting for? Check out the Events page to learn more about, what else? Upcoming Color Me Badd shows! (G-d, I love a good Color Me Badd reference.) Next Tuesday night…Subcooch Millega in Florentine!
Lastly, I have a new and regular column in the Atlanta Jewish Times’ monthly supplement. For those of you who don’t know, I used to live there for four years. I’ve been eager to write for anyone in the States who’ll have me and this was the easiest place to start. The response to this first article’s been pretty good so I hope you’ll like it. If any of you can pull some strings at any other publications, I’d love it!
That’s all for now. Stay tuned for more shtuyot. And thanks for stopping by.







First of all, CONGRATULATIONS! Tal mentioned that you were doing everything possible to live your dream and, I have to say, mazal tov (in both the Hebrew and American accent) and b’hatzlecha!
But, loyal readers? Loyal readers? Are we in a cult? I get notified by email when you write something. Am I loyal? Listen, I read other blogs…maybe I shouldn’t, but, you know, I can’t help it. They’re out there.
It’s okay when Stan Lee refers to me as a Spidey Fan, but a Loyal Reader is just too much responsibility. Maybe it’s commitment phobia. Maybe I’m just not ready.
Tell you what. I will continue to jump to your blog whenever I get the notice that there is something new (like the desperate-for-laughs automaton that I am).
And you can call me Fellow Traveler.
All the best from the Holy City.
Your Atlanta article makes me think twice about any possibility of finding a girl in Israel. I should take advantage of my situation here. It’s similar to being the last man on earth, or being the only jewish guy on an island. They have no choice!
Written from the part of Florida that’s not near Miami.
jpost never published my comment to people who don’t get sarcasm!
I can’t remember what I wrote though.