‘Tiiiiiim-beeeer, Nu!?’

Another wonderful Rosh Hashana come and gone. Relaxing days, reflection on the year ahead, more food than I could even imagine….and chopping up trees. You know, typical chag stuff. What, you thought firewood just makes itself?

Five seconds before taping, I removed my kittel.

What a hilarious experience. I only regret that we didn’t get more on film like when I dedicated a chop to the dude at the mas hachnasa (income tax authority) who was a total bastard to me last winter.

Don’t mess with me, people. The camera takes off 20 pounds.

Shana tovah to all!




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  1. Anonymous October 2, 2008 at 12:34 am #

    It Was Fun, Ha?

    Feel free to come back and chop some more wood :-P

    Uri, The “One Strong Jew” :-)

  2. Shara Grif October 2, 2008 at 1:53 am #

    Shana tova, Benji!

  3. Esther Kustanowitz October 2, 2008 at 11:41 am #

    5769 prediction: Benji Lovitt becomes a logger or a lumberjack. Look for him to enter Israel’s Iron Man competition in Cheshvan, thinking it was a contest to win tickets to see the sequel to this summer’s blockbuster. Also, I predict a serious case of flannel. Alert L.L. Bean.

  4. Sarit October 2, 2008 at 1:56 pm #

    “The camera takes off 20 pounds.” FUNNY!!!
    Shanah tova!

  5. Lonny Wilk October 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm #

    How many cameras were on you?

  6. Benji Lovitt October 2, 2008 at 4:29 pm #

    Lonny just earned the first ass-kicking of 5769. SHANA TOVAH!!!

  7. Mia October 3, 2008 at 2:53 am #

    I can’t believe you did that in flip flops. You could have chopped a toe off.
    Next time bring along a pair of “Strong Jew” shoes – Timberlands.

  8. ilana October 5, 2008 at 8:34 am #

    I’m reminded of a song (stealing starts here…) “OH, I’m a lumberjack, and I’m O.K. I sleep all night and I work all day…” And if you know how the song turns out, then congratulations for being a Monty Python Fan!

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