Archive | December, 2008
Daily Gaza Update: Whatever

Daily Gaza Update: Whatever

I just checked my web stats and, boy, are my arms tired. Wait, wrong line. I just checked my web stats and, boy, are you guys stopping by. Apparently everybody’s traffic is up since the offensive began, including Jack’s Gaza round-ups which are getting three times his normal readers. When I look in the stats, [...]

Live Blogging Reading about Gaza

Live Blogging Reading about Gaza

6:45 AM I woke up and went to Jpost.com. 6:49 AM I went to NYTimes.com. 6:51 AM I turned on the dood. This is of far greater importance to me than anything the traditional media outlets are covering. 6:52 AM I read other sites. Do you feel caught up on the conflict? Live blogging rules. [...]

By Far, the Most Signficant Development in the Gaza Conflict That No One is Talking About

By Far, the Most Signficant Development in the Gaza Conflict That No One is Talking About

People, I don’t need to tell you about media bias. I don’t need to tell you about the ridiculous crap spewed by news stations around the world. Does anyone have the feeling that no one really understands what’s going on in this region? I’m mad as hell and enough is enough. Here’s a picture that [...]

Here We Go Again

Here We Go Again

So let’s address the 800 pound gorilla in the room, shall we? It’s 1:09 in the morning and I’m still awake from a cup of Taster’s Choice. (Seriously, how can we be considered a 1st world economic power when we’re drinking instant coffee from the 1980s? Why don’t we serve Fruit Roll-ups and Cheez Doodles [...]

Can You Feel It, Baby? IT’S CHANUKKAH!

Shalom from Jerusalem, my loyal readers. Well, the Tu B’av video we made went over so well that we decided to get back on the streets. Chanukkah, the Festival of Lights, begins this evening and what better way to celebrate it than by getting out there and talking to people. We laughed….we cried…..we made people [...]

Live Blogging I Don’t Believe That Just Happened

Live Blogging I Don’t Believe That Just Happened

Notice a small dearth of posts recently, my loyal readers? My first winter group arrives in five days. Fun fun fun. Fortunately, as long as I am working (or living) in this country, I will have no shortage of posts like this one… And now……another great moment in Israeli customer service history. Benji: “Shalom, I’d [...]

Looks Like Somebody’s Got Christmas Envy

Looks Like Somebody’s Got Christmas Envy

If you couldn’t tell from here… My friend’s company has started appending the following signature to the bottom of all outgoing messages. How dare they leave out Festivus, seriously. I’m calling my lawyer. “Chumus bells, chumus bells, chickpeas all the way!!!” (Yeah, this isn’t the least bit weird or anything.) How will you be celebrating [...]