This just in from a friend of mine…
at least got to smile on the bus today….a guy was crossing the road and the bus driver kept honking so the guy would get out the road – but the guy kinda ignored him – so the bus driver sticks his head out the window and yells HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently this country is a stressful place to live. Anybody want a beer?
I know this place is a pressure cooker but maybe this would help you relax.
Not while you’re driving.
Not while you’re driving.
My question would be: Did the guy in the street have a flouncy kind of walk? Was he wearing too many colors–eh, like a rainbow?
Ok, that made me laugh out loud really hard, and I don’t even know what “flouncy” means. We’re sure that’s a word?
I’m expecting some good comments here.
My English has been improving since I moved to Israel.
I was going to say that flouncy is just what it sounds like, but I decided to look it up for you.
To flounce: 1 a: to move with exaggerated jerky or bouncy motions (flounced about the room, jerking her shoulders, gesticulating — Agatha Christie); also : to move so as to draw attention to oneself (flounced into the lobby)
(ps I think I will mark this day on my calendar. I made Benji Lovitt laugh today–which is nearly impossible.)
Ma? That’s not a customer that’s just some guy on the street.
Supprising but making someone wear a blue dress-shirt does not make them more civilized.
Many drivers in Israel should be required to yake a few drops of
http://www.rescueremedy.com/ befor getting behind the wheel.
“Not while you’re driving.”
Esp while you’re driving
Not only do they disdainfully take their time when they cross here, they look the wrong way. You are only allowed to do that in England.
Stressful? Israel? Nooo, not possible. We are drinking the milk and sucking the honey…..I hate honey LOL.
By the way I hear it’s smowing in Texas right now.
Wait till it snows in Tel Aviv and see how fun it will be to drive then.
It’s snowing in New Orleans!! Looks like the Mashiach is on his way!…As far as calling the guy “Homo”–Maybe the bus driver knew him!
homo? who even says that anymore? what is he, in third grade?
mia — and snow in tel aviv? is that what those winter car-check-up commericals are for? or is that to make sure we have our rain tires on? oh, wait, we don’t get rain either!
Em, llama low He-Brew?(shmaltz.com)
Maybe if the bus driver had a swig or two of this brand
http://whatsinthebag.us/media/he-brew2.JPG