That’s the sound of…tiredness? Is that a word? Tiridity? I feel like I should say something although I haven’t been online bichlal (at all) this week so I haven’t had the time or energy. The shows have gone great. El Al is funny wherever you are apparently. I haven’t written down thoughts from this trip [...]
Archive | February, 2009
Big Melons: Shuk Special or Dirty Magazine?
From an office somewhere in Jerusalem….an email that may or may not have been sent a short while ago from Some Dumb Oleh to his boss… “In the unlikely event that the tech department decides to tell you that I’ve been looking at pornography in the office, let me pre-emptively declare that I was not. [...]
Two Degrees of Kevin (Unkosher) Bacon
Imagine you move to New York. You take a job working for a Jewish youth organization, planning high school tours to Israel. You befriend your new co-worker who does the same thing, for recent high school graduates. You work closely together as two assistant directors of the same department. You laugh, you cry, you sit [...]
Spiderman in Israel (I Will Never Run Out of Things to Write About)
Umm….yeah. Israeli drivers in Rosh Ha’ayin were met with an unusual sight Sunday evening, when a man dressed as Spiderman decided to use his superpowers to engage commuters sitting in evening traffic. Several drivers on the scene called the traffic police hotline to report the superhero’s unique participation in the traffic jam. The man leapt [...]
I Guess I’m Not as Familiar With Their Platform as I Thought
Post 2 of 2 today… Check out Kadima.co.il as of a few minutes ago. Either they have a really weird platform or this site has been hacked. Tsipi, baby-what’s with the angry armed dude? To be fair, I don’t know what he’s doing with the gun so I can’t call him a terrorist. It could [...]
Somebody Call PETA!
Hello, my loyal readers! Things are crazy this week with life and my trip to the States (and Canada) coming up so this will be short. By the way, do any other Americans here meet people with American accents and ask “where are you from?” Because as luck would have it, I feel like every [...]
Move Over Howard Stern, It’s the ‘What War Zone Aliyah Comedy Tour!’
There’s a new king of all media! Allright, so maybe my Tweets are stupid and I don’t know how to program my own television. But did Howard ever speak at the Jewlicious Festival? Didn’t think so. After a long waiting game and wondering if it was going to happen, it seems that some dumb oleh [...]
