You Couldn’t Make This S*** Up

March 12, 2009 Categories: Israelis Make Me Laugh, Miscellaneous by 13 Comments

From a recent conversation between Some Dumb Oleh and his friend…

Oh, and one more thing, Benji….an American wrote on my Facebook wall, ‘You are the shit.’ Is that a good thing?”

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
(catching breath)
Wow, that’s hilarious. Yeah, it’s a good thing.

I mean, I sat there reading it over and over again trying to figure out what it meant…
Yeah, it’s a good thing, I know it’s hard to believe.

I just kept trying to figure out how being compared to shit could be a compliment.
I know, I know, it’s stupid…but it means he thinks you’re really cool. You know, like “you da man.”

A man can be cool, but shit?

That conversation was the shit.

Since I’m not posting a picture of, well, you know…
How about some shawarma? Mmmm….shawarma.




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  1. Sue March 12, 2009 at 12:04 pm #

    at least shwarma is the same color- you have an artist’s eye! :)

  2. Esther Kustanowitz March 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm #

    Wait till someone says he’s “the shiznit.” Good luck.

  3. Jesse March 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm #

    Just don’t tell him that he’s ‘off the hook’, I can only imagine what he’d think of that one!

  4. Anonymous March 13, 2009 at 8:58 am #

    from wikiL
    shit
    Plural
    shits

    1)Solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

    2)(the shits) diarrhea.
    3) Rubbish; worthless matter.
    Move all of that shit out of your room!
    4)Stuff, things.
    5) (the shit) The best of its kind.
    6) Nonsense; bullshit.
    Everything he says is a load of shit.
    7) A nasty, despicable person, used particularly of men.
    Her son has been a real shit to her.
    8) (in negations) Anything.
    His opinion is not worth shit. = His opinion is not worth anything.
    We don’t have shit to live on = We don’t have anything to live on.
    9)marijuana

  5. Robertcw72 March 13, 2009 at 9:30 am #

    When I was in Israel I was telling them some of the more colorful ways of telling people to F off…I don’t think they got it. (It was mainly related to the Ace of Spades Lifestyle.) LOL But it was fun.

  6. ilana March 15, 2009 at 3:12 am #

    If that’s a picture of the shawarma of Dudu HaGadol, I guess that is the most suitable picture.

  7. Benji Lovitt March 15, 2009 at 3:24 am #

    Ilana, have you seen the new reality show, Dudu Hagadol: VIP?

  8. Ilana March 15, 2009 at 5:36 am #

    I have heard of Ach HaGadol (Big Brother), but I hadn’t heard of Dudu HaGadol: VIP, so I went to google and typed in Dudu HaGadol. And GUESS WHAT???
    What War Zone is #1 for dudu hagadol!
    Do you think that means that YOU are the sh*t, Benji? Congratulations on that pile of honor.
    ;-)
    (ah, toilet humor, gets me every time…)

  9. Andy March 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm #

    Esther – if Israelis can understand abanibi obohebev obotabach, they can understand shiznit.

  10. Benji Lovitt March 16, 2009 at 12:28 am #

    That was funny.

  11. tamar March 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm #

    What an honour! i got to be in the blog. i am always glad to share with you my lack of understanding if it makes you happy.

  12. Benji Lovitt March 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm #

    It’s quite a big deal. Don’t be surprised when Ha’ach Hagadol VIP calls you for season 2.

  13. Yoram March 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm #

    I need a picture of the sign from Dudu Hagadol shawarma joint by tomorrow for wedding schtick. Please email me if you can get it.
    Thanks.

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