This Doesn’t Look Weird or Anything

April 26, 2009 Categories: Current Events, Now I'm Just Being Silly by 9 Comments


Welcome to my community, Swine Flu! Want to come for Shabbas dinner?




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  1. Maya April 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm #

    Is anyone infected with swine flu automatically treyf? Maybe it nullifies conversions or something?

  2. Brian April 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm #

    ^ LOL

  3. Rafi G. April 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm #

    what? you are going to be having swine for dinner???

  4. Esther Kustanowitz April 26, 2009 at 8:31 pm #

    Mezuzah is to swine flu as crosses and holy water are to vampires. Discuss.

  5. Baila April 26, 2009 at 11:05 pm #

    No entrance without surgical mask.

  6. ilana April 26, 2009 at 11:13 pm #

    I find it a little bit embarrassing that a disease can manage to figure out twitter and it’s still beyond my technological capabilities. On the other hand, it is working up to be a world wide pandemic and I’m just a girl in Jerusalem, so I’ll try to deal with it.
    My only advice is take vitamin C–probably the $35 chewables that Lonny recommended.

  7. Stacy April 27, 2009 at 4:17 pm #

    I’ll bet Miss Piggy is the ghost writer for the Swine Flu twitterer.

  8. Mo-ha-med April 27, 2009 at 8:59 pm #

    Reminds of when I got a “State Security is now following you on Twitter” with the logo of the Egypt police.

    Turned out to be just a jackass blogger playing an internet prank but that was scary..

    Anyways. Don’t forget to wear gloves before you check your twitter feed!

  9. Anonymous April 27, 2009 at 9:46 pm #

    I just heard a great piece on NPR about Israel and Swine Flu; Apparently, because of the non-kosher nature of “Swine”, they are calling this the “Mexican Flu”, or I can imagine “Flu Mexicani”.

    They finished the piece with: “What is not known is how Mexicans will react to the new name…”

    Funny! You’ll have to confirm that this is true.

    -Dave

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