Well, It’s Been Nice Knowing All of You

Post 2 of 2 today…

I recently mentioned that Jerusalem tends to be chilly, from my experience in my brief time here. If you haven’t stepped foot in the country this week, you may not know that tornadoes have apparently invaded the country. What in the walla is up with this wind??? The most important word in Jerusalem I have learned is “layers”. Well, and “finish the damn light rail, wouldja?” but that’s six and two punctuation marks. Punctuatzia.

And can someone please tell me why my weather widget insists on telling me that every day is rainy?


Today is Thursday, and if it’s raining outside, then my name is Falafel Jones. If that’s not rain coming out of that little icon, what is it? It almost looks like one of these.

I’ve come to suck your brain and eat your bamba.

Mom, if I don’t call on Mother’s Day, it means I’ve vaporized. But at least you’ll know it’s sunny.




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  1. Sue May 7, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    OK- SO YOU HAVE WIND AND RAIN; WE HAVE WIND AND FIRES!…..I thought yesterday that our building was going to blow away- and it’s six stories tall and very wide!. The Palms were almost horizontal!…Maybe it’s that “ruach Elohim” trying to tell us something. ALong with that, LOST was too amazing and confusing last night–I kept throwing up m hands in frustration! :)

  2. Melissa May 7, 2009 at 12:30 pm #

    Make sure your weather widget isn’t set to Jerusalem ARKANSAS. I know it sounds stupid but I’m serious. (It’s happened to us before) My weather widget doesn’t agree with yours. No rain until Sukkot and the temps will actually be lower than yours show. (about 50-68) Layers are good.

  3. Benji Lovitt May 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm #

    OH MY G-D.

  4. Anonymous May 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm #

    so wait, were you looking at Arkansas? Come on! That’s worth a blog post follow up!

  5. Benji Lovitt May 9, 2009 at 12:44 am #

    Jerusalem, SOMETHING. South Pacific? Once I clicked the drop down menu, whatever was selected disappeared in half a second. There were literally like 20 different Jerusalems.

  6. Melissa May 9, 2009 at 2:11 pm #

    LOL. Glad I could help! FYI, you won’t need an umbrella until Sukkot. ;)

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