Nothing like having a birthday on Erev Yom Kippur. Almost as much fun as having your birthday on Yom Kippur. Ayn ma la’asot (nothing you can do about it)…happens every few years. And I’m not going to stress about it, people, because there are much bigger problems in the Middle East. I don’t want to [...]
Archive | September, 2009
Haveil Havalim: Pre-Yom Kippur Edition
Good morning, everyone. I’m hosting Haveil Havalim this week, the weekly “blog carnival” of the Jewish/Israeli blogosphere, created by Soccer Dad and currently maintained by Jack. There is where I’ll often insert something funny and What War Zone-ish for my new visitors….not today though. Since today is my birthday, before I get off my computer [...]
BREAKING NEWS: A Great Mystery…SOLVED!
According to the JTA… Speaking Wednesday at the United Nations General Assembly, (Muammar) Gadhafi implied that Israel may have plotted to kill Kennedy in 1963 because he allegedly wanted to launch a probe into its clandestine nuclear program. “Jack Ruby, an Israeli, killed Lee Harvey Oswald,” the Libyan leader was quoted by the translator as [...]
If You Still Have Dial-Up, Probably Time to Upgrade
Don’t forget to make it out to the Comedy Basement tomorrow night at 8:30. Otherwise, I might make yerida. Are you listening, Nefesh B’Nefesh? Hello, my loyal readers-have you “entered” this contest yet? Just leave a quick comment and you might win a $25 gift card to give to one of many JGooders projects for [...]
Some Dumb Oleh on Rusty Mike Radio: Eat Your Heart Out, Howard Stern
Post number 2 today… Tomorrow at 3 PM, I’ll be on Rusty Mike Radio, an Anglo-Israel internet radio station talking about my recent Rosh Hashana video, what I’m doing with my life, and why Israelis drink 485 cafe hafuchs a day. Click above to listen. And even better, I’m doing a show at Jerusalem’s Comedy [...]
Start the Year Off Right with JGooders
Ahhhh, the new year. A time to relax, eat some delicious food in large amounts, and enjoy the nice things in life. What’s the coolest place you’ve seen the words “shana tova”? My favorites are “front of bus” and “car radio display”. Still waiting for a marching band to spell it out. Where do I [...]
G-d, I Love This Time of Year
There is nothing better than the holidays in Israel. To all my friends, family, readers, and people who got here by Googling “chumus war”, I wish you another year of happiness and health and especially good laughs. No Photoshop here, it’s just that nice…
