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Here’s a group that recently came to my attention on Facebook.


It’s true, y’all: Facebook is actually considering this. Moreover, if you forward this email which uses Microsoft and AOL’s new IP tracking software, golden chickpeas will fly out of my tooseek and morph into 10 shekel coins.

What can you possibly do with 10 shekel coins? Buy enough asimonim to call and locate Little Bunny Foofoo who was last seen hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the heads.

So please, everyone-join this group. And when people ask you why? Tell them Benji Lovitt sent you.

Update: In case it’s not clear, I’m making fun of those who actually think this group is necessary, not those who are actually anti-Israel. I make fun of the latter elsewhere.




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  1. Ilana January 3, 2010 at 5:33 am #

    I think someone's had a little too much coffee today. :-)
    I think the Israeli Little Bunny Foofoo would be talking on her cellphone, scooping up the Crembos and popping them in her mouth.

  2. Anonymous January 3, 2010 at 12:23 pm #

    While I type, I am now singing "Little Bubbe PhooPhoo" with the added Crembo lyrics. Thanks, Ilana.
    I don't twitter, facebook, etc. (and I know they are not verbs so please don't correct me), but I certainly think that they should not be forums for hate groups. Last November, Facebook did remove a page that supported killing Jews.
    Lynne

  3. Erbil Kücük January 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm #

    the middle east is funny sub headline should be changed to the middle east is a funny farm … think that comes when three religions have their headquarters there …

  4. Ilana January 3, 2010 at 2:09 pm #

    Lynne, now that you brought up the Bubbe aspect, I'm thinking Little Bubbe Tfoo, Tfoo, Tfoo…

    I'm sure this is not what Benji had in mind for comments, but since he's not the boss of me, I'll just write whatever I feel like.

    Capcha: frubra. I don't know what that means, it just sounds funny.

  5. Slave to my Bulldog January 4, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    I miss asimonim. They made great souvenirs for the folks back home in the USA. Just put one on a red string, wrap it around your wrist, and voila! It's a segula with a twist.

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