Archive | July, 2010
Israeli Drivers: Would You Hire These Guys?

Israeli Drivers: Would You Hire These Guys?

Hello, my loyal readers-how art thou? I’m great. Had a relaxing weekend as usual. I realized something about my Shabbats in Jerusalem vs. Tel Aviv. In Tel Aviv, I remember it often being non-stop. Beach, errands at Dizengoff Center, coffee, lunch, hanging on Rothschild, BOOM BOOM BOOM. In Jerusalem? If I have more than two [...]

One Man’s Rant Against An Evil Grocery Store (You Suck, Mr. Zol מר זול)

One Man’s Rant Against An Evil Grocery Store (You Suck, Mr. Zol מר זול)

JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news, people-I’ve found a way to jumpstart my blogginess. I just stood in line at the Mr. Zol (מר זול) in downtown Jerusalem and now want to commit mass murder. Is this why Hamas is so angry? This is a public service announcement: DO NOT SHOP AT THE DOWNTOWN MR. ZOL IF [...]

Your Store is Called WHAT?

Your Store is Called WHAT?

I don’t even know what to say about this one. Hmm….what do you think they sell? Update: Maybe they’re owned by the same people who sell these. Hat tip: my friend Talia.

So Much For This Being a Family Newspaper

So Much For This Being a Family Newspaper

Good day, my loyal readers! How the hell are you? I’m good. Summer’s here as evidenced by the lovely Tel Aviv humidity and the chilly Jerusalem nights. I spent last weekend in Tel Aviv and hoooooly cow. I’m not saying it’s humid there but driving down Rothschild, I hit a beluga whale. Too silly? Ok, [...]