Hello, my loyal readers-how art thou? I’m great. Had a relaxing weekend as usual. I realized something about my Shabbats in Jerusalem vs. Tel Aviv. In Tel Aviv, I remember it often being non-stop. Beach, errands at Dizengoff Center, coffee, lunch, hanging on Rothschild, BOOM BOOM BOOM. In Jerusalem? If I have more than two [...]
One Man’s Rant Against An Evil Grocery Store (You Suck, Mr. Zol מר זול)
JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news, people-I’ve found a way to jumpstart my blogginess. I just stood in line at the Mr. Zol (מר זול) in downtown Jerusalem and now want to commit mass murder. Is this why Hamas is so angry? This is a public service announcement: DO NOT SHOP AT THE DOWNTOWN MR. ZOL IF [...]
Your Store is Called WHAT?
I don’t even know what to say about this one. Hmm….what do you think they sell? Update: Maybe they’re owned by the same people who sell these. Hat tip: my friend Talia.
So Much For This Being a Family Newspaper
Good day, my loyal readers! How the hell are you? I’m good. Summer’s here as evidenced by the lovely Tel Aviv humidity and the chilly Jerusalem nights. I spent last weekend in Tel Aviv and hoooooly cow. I’m not saying it’s humid there but driving down Rothschild, I hit a beluga whale. Too silly? Ok, [...]




