Ok, I just discovered a website to make your own parody of those motivational posters that were on corporate walls back in the ’90s. While they’re not new, this seems to be the unofficial latest meme on Facebook. I now know how I will be wasting my time for the next day (or week.) Thanks [...]
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The NU Campaign and Benji Team Up (The Best Combo Since Chumus and Pita)
Once upon a time, there was an oleh….we’ll call him Renji. Renji got fed up with the stupid tourist t-shirts that hadn’t changed since the Ben-Gurion Administration. You know the ones: ”Super Jew”….”My Job is So Secret, Even I Don’t Know What I’m Doing”…the upside down “Go *&^% Yourself”. Ok, admittedly, that one is still [...]
The Idiot’s Guide to Chanukah
Thanks to JewishBoston for commissioning this piece since picked up by Jpost. Chanukah. Hanukkah. Chanuka. So nice, I spelled it thrice. What’s not to like about the Festival of Lights? A time to sing….to play….to clog your arteries with cooking oil. LET’S PARTY! Whether you like your latkes with apple sauce or sour cream, there’s much to [...]
The Idiot’s Guide to Yom Kippur
Check it out….we made it into Jpost. Kol Nidre. The Day of Atonement. Shabbat Shabbaton. Whatever you want to call it, we’re just hours away from Yom Kippur. Such a holy day…but what exactly is this special day? No time to waste, the gates are closing. Without further ado, here is an Idiot’s Guide to [...]
Ben-Gurion Airport, Part 48…With a Twist
Thursday, August 25th Seems like it’s been a while….how about another blog entry from Ben-Gurion? Ahh, nothing sparks my creative juices than sitting at the airport at 5 AM. I love it every time. I’m not even kidding. I’m flying to the States again for a vacation. Or “holiday” as some might call it (we’ll [...]
Five Years in Israel: What Does Aliyah Look Like?
On August 9th/10th, 2006, I did the craziest, boldest, scariest, and most exciting thing I have ever done: move to Israel. Where have the last five years gone? I have been anticipating this day for some time now and I knew I’d have to mark it on my blog (if not also in real life), [...]
WE’RE BAAAAAACK! 63 MORE Things I Love about Israel
We’re still a few hours away but since Jpost already went live with it, Chag Ha’atzmaut sameach! If you made it here from Jpost, welcome! If you enjoyed this list, then be sure to subscribe to my mailing list on the right for more hilarious updates throughout the year and/or join my Facebook page here. [...]
