Internet Access Should Require a License

Here’s a group that recently came to my attention on Facebook.

It’s true, y’all: Facebook is actually considering this. Moreover, if you forward this email which uses Microsoft and AOL’s new IP tracking software, golden chickpeas will fly out of my tooseek and morph into 10 shekel coins.

What can you possibly do with 10 shekel coins? Buy enough asimonim to call and locate Little Bunny Foofoo who was last seen hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the heads.

So please, everyone-join this group. And when people ask you why? Tell them Benji Lovitt sent you.

Update: In case it’s not clear, I’m making fun of those who actually think this group is necessary, not those who are actually anti-Israel. I make fun of the latter elsewhere.


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